shit (Mew) @ Misty Seed  
Ability: Synchronize  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Cosmic Power  
- Reflect Type  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Body Press  

fuck (Celesteela) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Beast Boost  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Leech Seed  
- Iron Defense  
- Air Slash  
- Protect  

piss (Regidrago) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Dragon's Maw  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Dragon Energy  
- Draco Meteor  
- Breaking Swipe  
- Hyper Beam  

the beatles (Tapu Fini) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Misty Surge  
EVs: 172 HP / 252 SpA / 84 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Hydro Pump  
- Icy Wind  
- Protect