my anaconda (Zygarde) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Aura Break  
EVs: 188 HP / 252 Atk / 20 SpD / 48 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Substitute  
- Coil  
- Glare  
- Thousand Arrows  

piss is yellow (Clefable) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Stealth Rock  
- Thunder Wave  

spiky toy (Ferrothorn) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Iron Barbs  
EVs: 252 HP / 48 Def / 208 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Spikes  
- Leech Seed  
- Power Whip  
- Thunder Wave  

the feel of feet (Lopunny-Mega) @ Lopunnite  
Ability: Scrappy  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Return  
- High Jump Kick  
- Thunder Wave  
- Healing Wish  

lati's ass (Latias) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Thunder Wave  
- Draco Meteor  
- Psychic  
- Healing Wish  

anal beads (Thundurus) @ Electrium Z  
Ability: Prankster  
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Naive Nature  
- Thunder Wave  
- Knock Off  
- Thunderbolt  
- Hidden Power [Ice]