u ain't humerus (Cubone) @ Thick Club  
Ability: Technician  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Bonemerang  
- Smack Down  
- Aerial Ace  
- Swords Dance  

stoned (Geodude) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Adaptability  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Stone Edge  
- Earthquake  
- Explosion  
- Stealth Rock  

new curser otb (Timburr) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Magic Bounce  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 48 HP / 252 Atk / 208 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Hammer Arm  
- Rock Slide  
- Bulk Up  
- Taunt  

lightbringer (Sunflora) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Drought  
EVs: 232 HP / 24 Def / 252 SpA  
Quiet Nature  
IVs: 3 Atk / 2 Spe  
- Solar Beam  
- Earth Power  
- Hidden Power [Ice]  
- Growth  

go shuck urself (Shuckle) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Technician  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Bug Bite  
- Rock Blast  
- Power Trick  
- Substitute  

beanbag (Makuhita) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Scrappy  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 128 Def / 128 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Close Combat  
- Rock Slide  
- Belly Drum  
- Substitute