Roserade @ Miracle Seed
Ability: Technician
Adamant Nature
EVs: 2 HP / 32 Atk / 32 Spe
- Poison Jab
- Grassy Glide
- Bullet Seed
- Swords Dance

Whimsicott @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
Adamant Nature
EVs: 32 HP / 2 SpA / 32 Spe
- Grassy Terrain
- Protect
- Dazzling Gleam
- Tailwind

Scovillain @ Scovillainite
Ability: Moody
Impish Nature
EVs: 32 SpA / 32 SpD / 2 Spe
- Giga Drain
- Rage Powder
- Protect
- Flamethrower

Blastoise @ Blastoisinite
Ability: Rain Dish
Timid Nature
EVs: 2 HP / 32 SpA / 32 Spe
- Dark Pulse
- Ice Beam
- Water Spout
- Protect

Maushold @ Wide Lens
Ability: Friend Guard
Jolly Nature
EVs: 2 HP / 32 Atk / 32 Spe
- Follow Me
- Population Bomb
- Protect
- Taunt

Jolteon @ Magnet
Ability: Volt Absorb
Timid Nature
EVs: 2 HP / 32 Def / 32 Spe
- Volt Switch
- Electroweb
- Rain Dance
- Protect

What even is this english garden monstrosity

by Woedenaz

So Roserade's SpA is *substantially* larger than it's Atk. It gets Technician boosting all 60 and lower attacks by 50%. So surely it would get some solid Special moves at 60 or lower right? \*Right???\* No. Of course not. But for some reason it does get Grassy Glide which is 55bp (82.5 bp with Technician. Stronger than Extreme Speed! And that's not even accounting for STAB and wearing the Miracle Seed.) So... potentially Roserade has a bonkers priority attack sitting in its kit but not the stats to take advantage of it. So I guess we give it sword dance, assume people are going to go for the Whimsiscott that's setting Grassy Terrain and then pray. ... Yeah it's as dumb as it sounds. Or is it? I played a few games and while I definitely lost more than I won, I couldn't help but thinking there was *something* with potential here. Anyway, the rest of the Mons are kind of here to try and deal with the weaknesses of the team like the big Flying/Fire weakness which Jolteon kinda handles with a speedy Rain Dance and Volt Switch to McMurder Mega Charizard Y. Mausehold and Blastoise are a nice combo to let Blastoise get a (hopefully) Rain Boosted full-health Water Spout off to annihilate people. And then Mega Scovillain is here. Mostly for attack redirection and burn spreading. While this team is almost certainly Not Good™ maybe it also is Good™. I haven't tried it out in Champions yet since I'm afraid to potentially waste my VP on a garbage team.

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