itzgator! (Feraligatr) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Sheer Force  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Dragon Dance  
- Waterfall  
- Crunch  
- Ice Punch  

close (Krookodile) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Moxie  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Knock Off  
- Pursuit  
- Stone Edge  

it has jaws? (Mawile-Mega) @ Mawilite  
Ability: Sheer Force  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Sucker Punch  
- Play Rough  
- Swords Dance  
- Thunder Punch  

lives in the water? (Sharpedo) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Speed Boost  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Dark Pulse  
- Ice Beam  
- Hydro Pump  
- Protect  

uhhhhhh (Garchomp) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Rough Skin  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Draco Meteor  
- Earth Power  
- Fire Blast  
- Hidden Power [Ice]  

just (Hippowdon) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 252 HP / 80 Def / 176 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Earthquake  
- Slack Off  
- Whirlwind