Fat Jim (Steelix-Mega) @ Steelixite  
Ability: Sand Force  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Earthquake  
- Crunch  
- Stone Edge  
- Gyro Ball  

Fuck Buzzwole (Hippowdon) @ Smooth Rock  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def  
Impish Nature  
- Slack Off  
- Stealth Rock  
- Earthquake  
- Roar  

OHKO McGee (Hydreigon) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Dark Pulse  
- Draco Meteor  
- Fire Blast  
- U-turn  

Doggo (Stoutland) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Sand Rush  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Return  
- Crunch  
- Fire Fang  
- Psychic Fangs  

Not a Budget Buzz (Terrakion) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Justified  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Stone Edge  
- Earthquake  
- Facade  

Tentacle-san (Tentacruel) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Clear Body  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Rapid Spin  
- Scald  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Ice Beam