Anime Porn (Tentacruel) @ Black Sludge  
Ability: Liquid Ooze  
EVs: 248 HP / 156 Def / 8 SpA / 96 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Rapid Spin  
- Toxic Spikes  
- Scald  
- Haze  

Sharpedophile (Sharpedo-Mega) (M) @ Sharpedonite  
Ability: Speed Boost  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
IVs: 0 SpA  
- Psychic Fangs  
- Crunch  
- Protect  
- Ice Fang  

Toxic Cunt (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb  
Ability: Poison Heal  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 240 HP / 212 SpD / 56 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
IVs: 0 SpA  
- Swords Dance  
- Roost  
- Earthquake  
- Ice Fang  

Pussy Magnet (Magneton) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Magnet Pull  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Thunderbolt  
- Flash Cannon  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Volt Switch  

Eve (Sylveon) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Pixilate  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Wish  
- Protect  
- Toxic  
- Hyper Voice  

Belserion (Kommo-o) (M) @ Dragonium Z  
Ability: Soundproof  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
IVs: 0 SpA  
- Swords Dance  
- Stealth Rock  
- Close Combat  
- Outrage