speedy boi (Raichu-Alola) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Surge Surfer  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
- Surf  
- Knock Off  
- Thunderbolt  
- Psychic  

a boi (Tapu Koko) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Electric Surge  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Volt Switch  
- Thunder  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- Hidden Power [Ice]  

a cold one (Politoed) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Drizzle  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Hidden Power [Electric]  
- Hydro Pump  
- Ice Beam  
- Encore  

meme (Bruxish) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Dazzling  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Liquidation  
- Ice Fang  
- Psychic Fangs  

memeq (Kabutops) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Swift Swim  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def  
Adamant Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Stone Edge  
- Liquidation  
- Knock Off  

zambam (Alakazam) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
- Knock Off  
- Psychic  
- Psyshock  
- Focus Blast