Ezel (Haxorus) (M) @ Groundium Z  
Ability: Mold Breaker  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Dragon Dance  
- Earthquake  
- Dragon Claw  
- Poison Jab  

Darude (Hippowdon) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Earthquake  
- Slack Off  
- Whirlwind  

HP Whore (Blissey) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Wish  
- Protect  
- Heal Bell  
- Ice Beam  

Pornstar (Starmie) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Natural Cure  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Rapid Spin  
- Scald  
- Toxic  
- Recover  

Pussy Magnet (Magneton) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Magnet Pull  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Flash Cannon  
- Thunderbolt  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Volt Switch  

Dildo (Heracross) (M) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Moxie  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Megahorn  
- Knock Off  
- Stone Edge