This Is For Joey (Volcanion) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Water Absorb  
EVs: 252 Atk / 132 SpA / 80 SpD / 44 Spe  
Brave Nature  
- Superpower  
- Earthquake  
- Flare Blitz  
- Steam Eruption  

Should Be Banned (Breloom) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Technician  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Bullet Seed  
- Mach Punch  
- Spore  
- Swords Dance  

UU Nℹ️🅱🅱🅰️ (Scizor) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Technician  
EVs: 128 HP / 252 Atk / 128 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Bullet Punch  
- U-turn  
- Pursuit  
- Superpower  

Waifu (Nihilego) @ Babiri Berry  
Ability: Beast Boost  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Stealth Rock  
- Sludge Wave  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Power Gem  

Serta (Altaria-Mega) @ Altarianite  
Ability: Natural Cure  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Defog  
- Roost  
- Hyper Voice  
- Heal Bell  

Pussy Magnet (Magneton) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Magnet Pull  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Volt Switch  
- Flash Cannon  
- Thunderbolt